Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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