ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i don't like sucking hair
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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