All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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