Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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