She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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