glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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