Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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