After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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