Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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