Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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