so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
