one two three fourrrrnication!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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