My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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