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say what?
wanna hang out?
Nicole vs. Life
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
