I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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