Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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