is your mom at the bar?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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