They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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