apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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