watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I would ride that face into the sunset
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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