i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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