Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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