billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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