i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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