Pussy?
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Wat do u mean how?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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