He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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