Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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