Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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