do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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