is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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