He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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