I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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