we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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