Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
