No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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