But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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