So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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