I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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