You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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