Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You ruined the universe
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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