I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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