We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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