Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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