All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I forget how to act sober
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