Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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