our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
