I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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