kristin has been a bad kristin
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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