STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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