Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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