I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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