I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
