Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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