If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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