the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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