shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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