I love black thongs
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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