You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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